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Amityville Turkey Day (2024)

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This is the first screen of the movie:   And this is not some dubious site, this is Tubi. This resolution is unaccaptable. Got suspicious, and I was right: some 3D is going on here! Some very low quality 3D-filter. So put up your Digital 3D glasses, or bleed your eyes out.   The first 5 minutes  is what is most likely the kickstarters sent-in videos, basicaly summing up the previous movie from the couples' male perspective, oathing revenge on the cultist therapist. the segment closes with a news-segment telling Frank Demonico closed down his business, and while being likely mortaly ill, went underground, possibly never to reappear.   After the title-card the reporter say we have a leaked confession video from Frank - instead we switch to some director Rocco, who is being fired for flops after flops. He is definitely not working in the big league like Disney, or EA, or Biosoft, or Blizzard, or Ubisoft, else he'd fail upwards!   There is an injoke here, that there...

Ghosts of Amityville

 So for starter they show a bunch of clowns, likely a traveling troupé. Then they show a clown traveling in a cab(?) who then - I assume - kills the dirver on some highway, near Amityville. Then we switch to Father and Daugher traveling in their car probably years later, judging from the very different film-quality. Digital camera and all that. The editing work is shit. You need the subtitles to understand what is aired in the radio - there1s no other sensory input for this part. Meaning no talking. And cutting to comlpete silence from the out-of-the-car perspective makes the absolute silnce there deafening. They go to a Cabin in the Woods, where we watch a lotof B-footage, when finaly the(?) clown lures Daughter to the attic. The clow is obviously a ghost, as it turns invisible to her. Unrelated to that, Father is called back to his company "because the other driver didn"t show up". I assume then he is a truck-driver then. But then again he only goes away "for a co...